08 Jun 2018
stag weekend

Stag Weekend one night stands – Strippers’ Advice

Stag Weekend No Strings Attached frolics

…and why they are so different from other brief encounters

Our Strippers in Ireland can tell you straight away that stag weekend NSA fun is special. They will recognise the culprits in the morning while sipping on a coffee in a breakfast joint in Kilkenny or Carrick on Shannon. The attire first of all gives away the naughty stags and hens. Then the walk backs it up. It’s not as brisk as one would expect, and there is a good explanation for that.

Strippers are like shrinks for the party heads. They see everything that is to be seen during the booze fueled stag weekends. As they share their wisdom a few funny ( or not so funny) facts come to the surface.

Why shag on a stag

More often than not, most of the single ladies and the lads will not pass the opportunity for some love and compassion. Even the kind with a short lived expiry date. The stags and hens would feel moved by the fact that love is all around and their best mates are getting hitched. In the back of their head the mating season’s call is bright and clear. More booze is bound to give them beer goggles that even Specsavers can’t fix. Nothing like some late night exercise to get rid of the hangover the next morning. The lads and the lassies feel compelled to create memories. “Do you remember when you….” and ” I can’t believe that you asked the Guards if they have condoms” are phrases that tend to accompany spicy stag weekend stories.

Never to be seen again

 

Most lads and lasses that head to Stag Weekends and Hen Nights come from another town if not country. So the chances that a happy ever after will follow are the same as winning the Euromillions. As a rule, boy meets girl, they go under the covers and hug in a very special way. Then boy goes to his mates like an alpha male gorilla and the girl goes to her mates “OMG he was so ugly”. Or maybe not. Maybe they will invite each other to the upcoming weddings. Dr Stripper says “Hey … they had fun they are both single and the rest of the bridesmaids have something to talk about”

The Stag is off limits

Every man that has decided to tie the knot should take it seriously. Otherwise stay single and go to other people’s stag weekend. But if the stag has decided to be a love rat on his stag night the rest of the crowd should be able to lend some advice. If it does happen, well feck it, there are other weddings to go to.

Ancient traditions

To have sex on the celebrations of another couples union apparently brings good luck to the couple. In pagan times sexuality was considered sacred. So the single lads and lasses might be sweating for a higher purpose. But if we listen to other more conservative religions stag weekends should be banned. Yeah! Right… go and explain that to the owners of bars and hotels in Carrick on Shannon.

Peer Pressure

So Mary is getting married and Lorna got laid last night with that GAA lad…and me? What am I doing here? In the case of the lads it’s even worse. Stag nights are supposed to be a good source of entertainment for the single friends. Hen nights don’t lag far behind. You gotta show that you can score and guess what? If you try hard you do.

Booze, Inhibitions and a very good excuse

Party Goers on a stag or hen consume on average 20% more than on a normal night out. The rounds of shots do make a difference. And on top of that the limited time frame doesn’t allow for illusions. Just the simple statement that you are on stag weekend is enough to make your intentions clear.

Dr Stripper Recommends

Decide if you are going to go for some late night shenanigans before you start the snake walk.

Do not try to chat up people on the kebab queue. Garlic sauce and kissing is not what you want to store in your memory bank.

Have fun…getting laid on a stag is the duty of every single man and woman.

Don’t be a knob-jockey. If you really like the girl ask her out. Other than that use protection.

You might fall in love but you might also fall off the bed.

Some girls are bigger than others. Make no exceptions, it’s for a good cause.

Some men are drunker than others. Do make exceptions. Babysitting is not fun.

Do not spoil the fun with big words. Just because your mate said I do you don’t have to say it too.

Do make noise. You defo want the hotel to know about it.

Don’t stay for breakfast if you don’t intend to buy lunch. Unless you are very hungover and they make jumbo  breakfast rolls.

Do not compete for the same partner. He or she might be very good looking but is it worth to miss a wedding ?

Do wear sexy underwear. You might want to give them as a gift.

Do not hit on the strippers. They have work to do.

Do not ask the hens if they are strippers. Not funny. Take my word for it.

Stag weekend means weekend fun. Come Monday you all Feck off home. Just saying.Live your illusions at home

Leave your illusions at home !!!

During a stag weekend you might end up watching porn. That’s ok.

Spend more than you can afford. Nothing like a poorer person with a better sex life than the rest of the crew.

Do not hit on the bride. God save your poor soul if you do.

Do hit on the stag. Flirting is allowed

Do not push the stag to be a love rat. He will hate you for the rest of his life. Or be very grateful. Time will show.

Whatever you do, be honest about it. No time for BS on a stag weekend.

Do tip the strippers. Tipping the Strippers increases your chances of scoring tenfold

Ok. I made up the last one.

Remember 

Dr. Strippers is totally unqualified but always right. See you all in Carrick on Shannon.

 

 

11 Nov 2017
Sligo Strippers

Sligo Strippers: Ride with the waves

Sligo Strippers: Never a dull day ( or night)

Let’s try and get our head around the Sligo Rovers, I mean the Sligo Strippers. They are a brilliant team that attract a lot of followers. Mainly Stag Party lads that have done a bit of surfing in the Atlantic. Now they feel important. That’s good. Our Sligo Strippers like lads that have some confidence and the wild wind of the ocean in their hair. And the Sligo Town likes these adventurous stags too. They will sample the fresh seafood in the garavoguebar.ie . Yes a modern place and a friendly hangout for our fantastic female strippers.

In Sligo you will find activities to suit all tastes. Unique Sligo born stag activities are Coasteering, Highlander Games and Surfing. The stag parties will find time to fit in the unforgettable Sligo Strippers. From the Weir River to the Atlantic Coast , explorations will bring the Stag Parties to the period architecture of Sligo Town, where the night fun begins.

Shots, Laughs, Strippers …Call us for free advice and not so free Stripograms.

 

11 Nov 2017
Carrick on Shannon Strippers

Carrick on Shannon Strippers: Vegas beware

Carrick on Shannon : Hens, Stags and Rock and Roll

Just walk hand in hand with one of our Carrick on Shannon Strippers in Murtagh’s Bar at around 10 pm and you will feel the craic running through your body. This is the treasure chest of Stags and Hens. Stag parties in Carrick on Shannon will take a booze cruise before hitting the bars like Boeing 747 with full thrust in it’s engines. Shots. Dance. Quiet Pint. Lazy Stroll. Night Clubs. Carrick on Shannon Strippers. A Dominatrix Stripper in one corner treating some naughty boy . But that is just a pre taste of married life right. A French Maid Stripper dusting the well polished brass top of a traditional Bar. No it doesn’t need any dusting. Who cares? The lads are having the time of their life in Carrick on Shannon and so are the Carrick on Shannon Strippers. All the above and much more.

Carrick on Shannon Stag Recovery

Make sure to take your paracetamol with you for the morning after. The Carrick on Shannon Strippers are not responsible for any heart conditions or permanent muscle damage. We can, on the other hand, provide you with numbers of GPs and Physiotherapists in the area.

Call now for The Carrick on Shannon Strippers special and last minute packages.

11 Nov 2017
Limerick Strippers

Limerick Strippers : The Brave and The Beautiful

Limerick Strippers: A break from reality

During the long period of recession Limerick still partied hard. The Limerick Strippers performed in private venues and they can tell tales of good times even in the height of the difficult years. The reason is simple. Limerick people don’t give having fun even when times are hard. Actually, the Limerick Strippers were always in high demand. The good times are as good as your state of mind. Stag parties and boys nights out ( and in) were always a good opportunity to break away from reality and treat the eyes and hearts to some exotic beauty. When one wants to have fun, bravery and determination are needed. And the Limerick strippers appreciate both.

Beautiful Venues for stunning Strippers

The Female strippers of Limerick and the surrounding areas can certify that Limerick is still full of amazing venues. The Stags will appreciate the amazing food in the Locke Bar and the live acts in Dolan’s Warehouse. The Angel Lane and Habitat would please the younger lads. Famous DJs and great craic to be found here.

On a Stag night out our Limerick Strippers will find you in your hiding spot to give you a glimpse of beautiful Vegas on the banks of river Shannon

11 Nov 2017
Kilkenny Strippers

Kilkenny Strippers: Celebrate always right

Kilkenny Strippers: From boys to men

This city full of history and a proud hurling mother of all championships is the one and only place to party and party you will. Stag party or 21st birthday party the Kilkenny Strippers are here to help you celebrate. Is it going to be a hurling victory or the coming of age of a young fella? It doesn’t matter. Our Kilkenny Strippers are professional performers that will amaze you with their acrobatics.

While the jaws of 21 year old are prone to reach the floor as soon as one of our Kilkenny Strippers walk into the door…….They have many other tricks of the trade in their knee high boots.

No self respecting Stag party can leave Kilkenny without tasting the local stuff. Smithwick’s is the Queen of Ales. Go ahead check their visitor centre . And don’t forget the Medieval Mile. Nothing like a bit of local history to get you in a medieval mood for a feast of fine food, strong ale and merry dancers. Yes the Kilkenny Strippers can perform in many uniforms that will impress even the most demanding Stags. If you want to keep within the Medieval Theme, we can send one of our ladies of honour.. In GOT uniform, swords and shields included.

Book our Kilkenny Strippers before or after the Hurling Match

 

11 Nov 2017
Galway Strippers

Galway Strippers : Connemara whiskey and Cigars

Galway Strippers : Every port has a secret

Welcome to Galway Citaaaaay. The Galway Strippers Association will be your guide for your stag or lads weekend away from the big smoke.

Here the Stag parties will roam free like powerful streams through the hills of Connemara. When the Galway Bay Brewery decided to hit the market they chose their IPAs and stouts with independence in mind. The Galway party scene is free and independent. Galway Strippers are creatures of the Galway night. Coyote’s Bar is one of their playgrounds. The lads are fashionably late and the Galway Strippers have time to catch a quick espresso and retouch their immaculate makeup. With visions of their times in the strip clubs of Cotes Azzur and Marbella they confidently land their 10 inch heels on the ground. As their hips swing down the stone clad streets of Galway, the Galway Strippers will bring Vegas to Eyre Square. Not that Eyre Square needs much more to become Vegas.

Surprise Strippers

A surprise stripper is guaranteed to light up the mood of a stag party. More than the free round of shots. It is the time to be naughty. Boys will be boys and if one of the boys is getting married soon…. well he is going to get punished for being a very naughty boy.

Call our Galways Strippers to hit you hard with a fully naked show !

Then sit back with a bottle of Connemara Whiskey and a fat Cohiba …Enjoy the show

 

12 Sep 2016
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How to organize a Stag Party in Ireland

Your best mate is getting married. He has asked you to be his best man and that means you have to organize his stag party.

There is so much to do when organizing a stag night in Ireland.

This is a big responsibility he is your best friend after all and he deserve a great Stag Party. You are going to do all you can to make it the best ever stag night ever in Ireland. Here are some of the things that you need to do:READ MORE